JACQUES LEFEMME

Fuck Enlightenment; My Personal Manifesto

For me, escorting is the easiest form of sex work.

(This has also been cross-referenced by two other providers)

It’s the most lucrative, straightforward, honest and least time-consuming.

For the most part, you get to screen your clients

To avoid repulsive and forceful people

But you never really know what’s going to happen until you’re on your back.

Initially, escorting appealed to me the least because I felt extremely vulnerable.

I’m not a submissive person by nature and I don’t enjoy penetration as much as I like to penetrate.

But when I’m getting paid, it’s a whole different story.

The line that always works with my sugar daddies is this,

“Know what turns me on?

Money.

Money makes me really hot

Benjamins, make me orgasmic.”

I can say this because it’s true.

I feel my panties get wet when someone drops $100 for just meeting me on a date

Drenched, when they spend another $100 on my meal and drinks

By the time the bill comes

I’m writhing in my chair as they fork over $350 for an hour in the sack.

The best part is

It only took a couple hours out of my life and I have the next few days available to Read, go for adventures and contemplate my existence.

I don’t believe we should live to work.

In fact, I don’t think we should have to work at all.

I am only enticed by the idea of getting paid a lot of money to get fucked

Because sex has no value to me and I have an unlimited supply.

Money has no value to me either

They tell you lies: money is neither evil nor necessary

In the grand scheme

Sex and money are both meaningless

I find comfort in knowing that.

I want to declare

That everything in the world should be free with the exception of my pussy!

People’s quality of life will improve-

Free food, free toiletries, free rent, free purified water…

Why aren’t these things free and why is it illegal to pay for sex?

It should be illegal to charge people for nutrients and shelter.

Why is this acceptable?

It’s barbaric.

Prostitution is timeless.

Some of the most successful, influential and powerful men in history have spent enormous amounts of money paying for sex.

They don’t want to do it, but they just can’t stop themselves;

It’s their weakness

Society shames them for it

So they go through great lengths to hide this so-called vice.

I laugh in their faces.

I have nothing to lose or gain.

They will pay me to keep my mouth shut and my legs spread.

Give me all your money.

Sell all of your possessions so that you can satiate your desire.

You will lose your wife

Lose your job

Lose your home

You will be free of all attachments

You will be enlightened

You don’t even have to thank me

Just give me all your money

Give me all your money and I promise to burn it

Wipe my ass with it

And Make paper mache masks.

Abbie Hoffman would give me a high five for sure.

I will save the world one fuck at a time

It will take me a while

I may die before it happens

I think I should recruit some people to help

I can’t be a total hero about these things

Won’t you join me?

Think about it

Consensual fucking is a much more peaceful way of smashing the establishment

Rather than brute force

By any means necessary

After all,

Didn’t they say

Make love

Not war?